Subsidized

Wouldn't it be great if life were like a subsidized loan? I mean think about it: a subsidized loan, the borrower doesn't pay the interest, its paid for by a third party. 

So say in life: you need diapers. You go to the store and the person in line behind you buys them for you! It could happen!

But just like subsidized loans, all good things come to an end. Because you eventually have to change the diaper and its usually filled with a nice brown surprise. :)